This is a collection of some of my anagrams.  [what is an anagram?] I participated in the online forum and competition at anagrammy.com off and on from 2000 to 2004 and won 8 awards. Below I have included some of my favorites.  The “equals” (=) sign is used to separate the subject from the anagrammed portion. 

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A Nintendo Gameboy =
Made to be annoying. 
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The Great Wall of China =
What a length of a relic!
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Dennis Tito = Tendonitis
Morely Safer = Sorry Female
USB = Bus
A diet = I’d eat
Il Mafia = Familia
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Here we have quite a brief story of art music all listed in an order according to dates. =
Cold Medieval style. An art where a quiet organ or recorder abuses its diatonic fifth. =
To a time of Renaissance. Ruled where florid quaver goes to try basic cadential third. =
Baroque. Rather ornamented scale grade with detail focused in solitary first voice. =
Classical. A queer sort of a melody fit over a hard-beated uninteresting chord, I write. =
Romantic. It is a quest so dedicated for a bluer, flowery, arching, heart-on-sleeve triad. =
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Given our vast amount of traffic in alt.anagrams, certain fools in it are looking for more outrageous material to work with. It all results in an increasing number of incredibly strange and often quite idiotic results. It is because in the last 11 months, anagrams having to do with Shakespeare have dwindled a full 76 percent. Those with a connection to Edgar Allen Poe have decreased by around 90 percent too. Duller material like this poor one I crafted, in which I use a lame toy named “Anagram”, rose 1 percent last year. Is it normal? Our future does not seem to allow for all our nice anagrams. If concerned parties direct all rude comments to me, I’ll follow up on it in time.
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